Zombie Houses

I am planting the zombie house meme. 

Those are the houses sitting empty and rotting in your neighborhood. The owner died a while back and the beneficiary kids have let it sit for years. 

Zombie Houses are especially bad in CA where the the new owners get grandfathered in at low, low Prop 13 property tax rates. 

Here in my neighborhood the long awaited Zombie House Apocalypse has started as we boomers are dropping like flies and our kids are too preoccupied to sell the house. 

Maybe I 'll start a website where you can register local zombie houses. Then real estate agents can swarm in like vampires after well-aged zombie blood to finish them off.